It’s Hard Out Here for Us Single Folk, Y’all

So when I was 26 I was in a grocery store one day.  One of my married friends walked up to me and we made small talk.  She noticed my selections:  Pork and Beans, Bread, Peanut Butter and Jelly, and Cold Cuts.  She said “Jeremy you need to find a wife.  You’re 26 and you’re alone!”

I was like “Hold On!  Don’t put me out to pasture and give me a bunch of cats just yet.”

Maybe I should have gotten a cat.

I totally didn’t come up with that CSI thing, y’all.  That was online.