On Relationships:

On Relationships:

[scene: jeremy is getting briefed on what happened in the office in the couple of days while he was gone. the phone rings; it’s a lady who broke up with him earlier in the day. jeremy sends it to voicemail].
female office employee: what is happening? who was that?
jeremy: this lady and I broke up earlier and now she’s calling me. this is the second time that she’s called me since the breakup about an hour ago.
female office employee: yep. women are crazy.
jeremy: well, women aren’t CRAZY…–
other female office employee: yes, women are crazy.
jeremy: well, women aren’t crazy, they just want to feel their loved ones and they’ll take whatever action is available in order to feel them.
female office employees: [almost in unison], yeah, women are crazy.
jeremy:

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