Three questions I have about this stepping video that don’t have anything to do with cultural appropriation.

“Where is her shirt? Did you not know this was happening? Was it not on your phone? Did you not use the buddy system to make sure everyone is ready? Did no one have extras just in case? Where is your dorm or apartment that you couldn’t go back and get it? And were you not bothered by the fact that you didn’t have it on the way over to the performance?”

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Some Of The Thoughts That I had while Trying to Keep Up With My Girlfriend on a Triathlon

“Oh I think she might pass me! Oh sh*t she’s gonna pass me!”
“huff huff huff [I mean, I’m still running so I’m breathing hard]”
“Okay so this is a 5k. So I need to be ahead of her when she starts running. Like, far ahead. How far ahead?”
“Okay. We started at the same time today. So we’re equal there.”
“Okay, if train A leaves the station…”

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5 Questions I have After Watching “The Obu’s on the Feud.”

So we run the gag of this guy being NM named “Obu Obu Obu” and they pan to the dad and he is STRAIGHT POSING. With not just one pose, multiple poses. One pose was not enough. Who’s dad is this? Why will someone not go and get their dad? I guess because everyone who would go get him is probably on stage.

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