Some Of The Thoughts That I had while Trying to Keep Up With My Girlfriend on a Triathlon

“Oh I think she might pass me! Oh sh*t she’s gonna pass me!”
“huff huff huff [I mean, I’m still running so I’m breathing hard]”
“Okay so this is a 5k. So I need to be ahead of her when she starts running. Like, far ahead. How far ahead?”
“Okay. We started at the same time today. So we’re equal there.”
“Okay, if train A leaves the station…”

I Am Posting this Entire Response Here for you to Read

“I recently came across a post from NY Mag that I really loved. It has to deal with a lot of things that I am dealing with and have been for a while. It also deals with the very real ideas of loneliness, prior ideas and conditioning and tons more that people go through every day. “

All of The Confederate Flags that I saw on the Way to Pennslyvania

Recently I drove on a trip for a court case.  To Harrisburg Pennslyvania.  Let me repeat, that was in a car. It was for the best and we have some really great conversation, but we still drove.  From Dallas, through Arkansas, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, Maryland and then through Pennslyvania. […]

5 Questions I have After Watching “The Obu’s on the Feud.”

So we run the gag of this guy being NM named “Obu Obu Obu” and they pan to the dad and he is STRAIGHT POSING. With not just one pose, multiple poses. One pose was not enough. Who’s dad is this? Why will someone not go and get their dad? I guess because everyone who would go get him is probably on stage.