I am going to tell you another story about how bad flying is.
Saturday I was super "hangry" while driving and I drove over a very tall humpy thing in a parking lot.
An Instagram compilation of photos I took while in Hawaii
"I posted a prompt for memories that people had with me. The responses were...memorable."
A few months ago I had a Tympanoplasty on my right ear. It and the three months since then have definitely been something. Why I've needed a tympanoplasty So when I was about 3 years old or so my parents took me to see a doctor. I hadn't been speaking at all and they eventually … Continue reading All About My Tympanoplasty
Recently I drove on a trip for a court case. To Harrisburg Pennslyvania. Let me repeat, that was in a car. It was for the best and we have some really great conversation, but we still drove. From Dallas, through Arkansas, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, Maryland and then through Pennslyvania. It took over 20 hours. … Continue reading All of The Confederate Flags that I saw on the Way to Pennslyvania
So we run the gag of this guy being NM named "Obu Obu Obu" and they pan to the dad and he is STRAIGHT POSING. With not just one pose, multiple poses. One pose was not enough. Who's dad is this? Why will someone not go and get their dad? I guess because everyone who would go get him is probably on stage.
So I used to go to chili's a lot. When I went, I would get the bottomless chips and salsa. Every damm time. And eat tons. I mean, it's bottomless. What else am I supposed to do here but eat them all?
I had two recent comments on facebook that I thought were decent and funny. I'm going to share them with you.
2. Gone are the days when we were looking for good schools and lower taxes. The tests today for homeownership are "where is the nearest Starbucks, does Favor deliver there, can I run through the neighborhood without getting mugged and will stuff get stolen off your porch?" 3. Stuff will get stolen off your porch.