Some Of The Thoughts That I had while Trying to Keep Up With My Girlfriend on a Triathlon

"Oh I think she might pass me! Oh sh*t she's gonna pass me!" "huff huff huff [I mean, I'm still running so I'm breathing hard]" "Okay so this is a 5k. So I need to be ahead of her when she starts running. Like, far ahead. How far ahead?" "Okay. We started at the same time today. So we're equal there." "Okay, if train A leaves the station..."